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added installation enchantment instructions
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== ConTeXt logic ==
Steffen Wolfrum [http://www.mail-archive.com/ntg-context@ntg.nl/msg22409.html bewildered] at ConTeXt syntax:
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== Where is my update? ==
Vnpenguin was [http://www.mail-archive.com/ntg-context@ntg.nl/msg47711.html confused] why he was not able to update ConTeXt, until Hans resolved the mystery.
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== Can you run it for me? ==
Peter Rolf asking R. Bastian [http://www.mail-archive.com/ntg-context@ntg.nl/msg49587.html not to be afraid]:
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== Finite Life ==
The following exchange between the Philosophers Ludovicus Scarso
and Ioannes Hagenius could be observed on the mailing list[http://archive.contextgarden.net/message/20101218.131804.c250b741.en.html].
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== Installation chant == Patrick shared this conversation on 2011-12-21:<pre>Hello Marek, > Hi Mr. Gundla> Just want to say Im very dissapointed that no installing package of ConText exist. > I mean like you install things in Win – two cliks and Done!> I was studying ConText whole afternoon and i liked it – But – im very very sick of this kind of installing. > It just makes people like me to hate the whole thing about trying something else then MS Word. > I was eager to learn this ConText ant than BIIIIIIG! Frustration cause i could not run it. > All those versions of packages - i wanted to shoot myself. > Yea, i know you dont get paid for this, BUT - come on Mr. Gundla. > Is it that hard to make one ABSOLUTE DUMMY PACKAGE (you geeks can call it > how you want i know you like to use word dummies for people who are lesser geeks than you :) ) > two cliks and lalala! > Hello Word! You save afternoon to many other people :D Just think about it, ok? Well, ConTeXt _is_ hard to install. First you have to sacrifice one of your family members. Afterwards, you need to hum the magic chant in order to open your spirit. After you have done that, please draw a circle around your computer and put candles on it, making the shape of a pentagram. Now, and this is important, go six times clockwise around that circle, six times counter clockwise and then six times clockwise again. After that, turn on your computer and start your webbrowser and go to http://wiki.contextgarden.net/Simple_Windows_Installation and download the installer. Sincerely your Mr. Gundla</pre> = Pictures = == Future ConTeXt Users ==
[[Future ConTeXt Users]]
== Super Wolfgang ==
A [http://meeting.contextgarden.net/2010/talks/2010-09-17-closing/wolfgang-color.jpg cartoon] by Duane Bibby at the Fourth ConTeXt meeting
